Captain James Quirk and the crew of the Starship Plunderer search an uncharted star system for their missing First Officer, Mr. Sperm, who was abducted by a race of 7000 sex-starved space babes wanting to worship the mightiest penis in the universe.
Danielle Rogers
Leader of Female Planet
Randy Spears
Capt. James T. Quirk
Mona Lisa
Nurse
Mimi Miyagi
Yeoman Gland
Randy West
Mr. 'Squatty' Squat
Joey Silvera
Dr. 'Boner' McJoy
Amber Woods
Nona
J.B.
Seaman Bill
Guy Fabray
Mr. Screwyou
