Greek assassin, Nikos Malmatakis gets busted big-time at Bournemouth International Airport. Cleaner, Kostas Malmatakis is mistaken for Nico by Tony Judd who assumes he's connecting with his hired gun. Kostas (not exactly the sharpest tool in the box) is swept away on a tide of money, guns and a chick who just won't let go...
Mark Chapman
Tony Judd
Shane Ritchie
Nicos Malmatakis
Andrew Sachs
Kostas Malmatakis
Paul Evans
Tommy
Steve Humphries
Self
Leone Sampson
Mrs. Judd
Dave Sullivan
Taxi Driver
David Weller
Frazer Morton
Carol Drinkwater
Self
